We had cornish game hens on Sunday.

I kind of knew how to spatchcock, but wasn’t quite sure, so I looked it up on youtube. I found this result.

While very interested in this cooking method, it wasn’t quite what I was looking for. I did check out a few of her other methods before finally realizing that her cooking style wasn’t suited for the tools I have.

Instead, I found a video of some really gay guys teaching me how to spatchcock. They had really good enunciation on the word “spatchcock” – or at least I imagined it.